Monday, September 7, 2009

Say Whatever

It's good to know that I'm spending Labor Day on a blogging website, I mean what else is there to do? I watched The Human Family Tree on National Geographic Channel today, interesting knowing we all came from Africa. Now all the bigots can shut thier damn mouths anytime now, that and the white Obama faggots that still want to talk about it. How about this crap, Beck is a Scientologist! "What!?," you ask with that exact reaction. This is true, the Master of Electric Soul believes in Xenu. Seems like a lot of awesome people become Scientologists, which is just crazy! If Samuel L. Jackson becomes of these crackpots, I'd just have to burn my B.M.F. wallet I've had since I was fifteen.

What if it was true though? NO! Who knows though? We're still alive, so who is to say? Well, lets not get started on that. God, I'm not Bill Maher over here! Speaking of funny people, I have found this fantastic Winnie The Pooh Pez dispenser at a thrift store the other day. It's not just a regular Pez dispenser either, this thing is HUGE! Maybe if it was like, I don't know, Darth Vader or Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it would be cooler. But when I think Winnie The Pooh, I think of the story about the guy who did the voice of Pooh. I don't know his name(Wikipedia should have it, I mean 'Old Gregg' is on there)but supposedly he also substituted his voice as Winston Churchill on BBC Radio when Churchill was too damn drunk to do it himself.

I think today's politicians should do that now, get wasted and solve the solution. Of course, 24-hour news has crushed that chance. Let's think about this for a minute, too much crap going on in the world, you got people to that want you dead, you've got the "Bill Block" (I like to think it's something like Writer's Block), I mean what are you gonna do, you know? You can't get a prostitute, we all know what happens there(if they keep them alive.) I mean if you put Obama in the same room with some allies, the Treasury Secretary, and a gallon of Grey Goose, problems would be solved. Talk politics while you're getting drunk and see how fast everyone agrees with each other, mainly because it's boring as a fucking silent film.

Well, what else could wrap up this blog? I don't know, but there will be more in the weeks to come.